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Meet the 99-year-old video game master

According to the Entertainment Software Association, the average gamer is 37 years old. Kids born the day the original Nintendo was released are entering their late 20s, while geeks who whiled away the days with a Pong machine are storming past 40.

Umeji Narisawa (Japanprobe)But compared to Umeji Narisawa, we're all just a bunch of babies.

Japanprobe caught up with the 99-year-old gamer, who got hooked on the hobby at the tender age of 73 when her grandkids brought home a copy of the action/puzzle classic Bomberman for the NES (technically the Famicon, the Japanese version of the system.) Narisawa was intrigued, gave it a shot, and has been playing it for several hours a day since.

So what does playing Bomberman every day for 26 years get you? Other than the ability to beat it with your eyes closed and the undying respect of anyone who's every picked up a gamepad, it gets you a few nifty health benefits. Narisawa credits her daily Bomberman sessions with helping keep her mind sharp and her fingers strong enough to still thread needles.

While Narisawa needn't fear competition from too many other 99 year-olds, she might want to keep an eye on John Bates.  The Wisconsin gamer is the current Guinness World Record holder for the Most Perfect Games of Wii Sports Bowling (2,850), though he's a regular spring chicken at a mere 85.

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950 comments

  • Christopher  •  9 months ago
    who says your too old
    • Les 9 months ago
      Only the people afraid to try.
    • TTopperr 9 months ago
      You set your own age not society, society then reflexes the age you present it.
    • . . . 9 months ago
      only the people that know how to spell "you're"
  • cory  •  9 months ago
    I can't wait until we're all 80 and nursing homes are hosting LAN parties instead of bingo nights. Game on, grandma!
    • Lucy 9 months ago
      I know right!? Lol!
    • Sman M 9 months ago
      LOL
    • none ya 9 months ago
      It's the year 2061

      BINGO!

      Ok, terminal 14, let's see your screen...

      HE CHEATED! HE THINKS HE CAN BE A 1337 H@X0R AND CHANGE HIS BOARD!

      SHADDUP OLD MAN!

      OLD MAN?! I'M 86! YOU'RE THREE YEARS YOUNGER THAN ME DOOD!!!

      F**k this! I'm gonna hit my old copy of Duke Nukem 3D. Wanna join me 'n geta beadown?

      Nahh... My granpeeps is comin' over soon. *creaking back sound* I's feelin' like schiznizzle....

      Anyone seen my iPod-sense? Can't miss it, it's the transparent thing about five inches tall...

      You still listen to MP3s? WTF dude? They..... I forgot, what was I saying?

      OK everyone, it's lunch time in the cafateria. Chicken salad, mashed potatoes and Red Bull today.

      *seeing an old man in a Volcon shirt shuffle on crutches, followed by an old woman with a navel piercing and flame tattoo on her back with a way too short skirt towards the cafateria*
  • Belavida  •  9 months ago
    That's me 59 years from now.
    • tandi ketelslegers 9 months ago
      lol lol positive thinking
    • Safari Lady 9 months ago
      that is me also 46 years from now. That is if I get to live that long. We can only imagine what gaming will be like in the far future. When/if we're able to look back to today gaming, it will seem like the stone age. As long as I have eyes to see and my hands are able to still work, I WILL always be a gamer.
    • Sarah 9 months ago
      I'll see you then.
  • Kimberly  •  9 months ago
    YOU GO GRANNY!!! More power to her! if you play games you keep your mind fast and alert! that will be me too at 99 =)) Best of luck huny you have fun, dont let anyone tell you different. =)) Hugs!
    • Deez 9 months ago
      Fook this old trick; bet you she craps her pants everyday.
    • Robin 9 months ago
      the one guy who disliked this post is a monster
    • Joe 9 months ago
      One person still can't afford an Atari
  • SandieB  •  9 months ago
    I know how she feels. Super!!! I'm only 62 and been a gamer for 32 years on video systems and 5 years into WoW, Rift and Lotr. Keeps me on my toes!! Plus, its good therapy, too!
    • Jessssssikah 9 months ago
      If your interested in playing AOC Age of Conan online give me a shout.
    • J 9 months ago
      Lol I deliver pizza to a guy that plays AOC and he knows I play WoW. Every time he has to tell me about it.
    • Les 9 months ago
      Me too Sandi, I started playing pong and now play all the role playing and shooters I can afford. However, I keep going back to Diablo LOD. Go figure.
  • Fargles  •  9 months ago
    I want to be like this woman when I get older. ^_^
  • Smilez  •  9 months ago
    Aye she's so cute, and how awesome is that??! I couldn't get my grandma to play any games with me as a child, but I still love and miss her, you go granny!
  • Janeway the Vampire  •  9 months ago
    Awesome! You're never too old to play video games.
  • Tyler Pembroke  •  9 months ago
    Haha I approve of this, I hope to be like her and continue playing until my last day on earth.
  • Lee  •  9 months ago
    It would cool be cool to play videogames with my grandparents but they have a hard enough time trying to use a computer or a dvd player lol
  • bamboo  •  9 months ago
    Why can't she be my grandma?
    Or great-grandma?
  • Madam  •  9 months ago
    You go granny lol
  • Alan  •  9 months ago
    and the anti-video game idiots want to say that video games are bad for you, yet here is a 99-year-old still goin at it. you lose yet again dipsticks.
  • Sick of the CORRUPTION  •  9 months ago
    wow! I thought I WAS addicted...

    I wonder how shed do with WoW hehe
  • nicxonjr.  •  9 months ago
    I think being an old person doesn't exclude you for not playing or experiencing the technology...especially if the technology is somewhat was available in your age, because you are you with the things that you've been...I am happy that this grandma has experienced such things, she deserves what things could help her or makes her happy...go granny go go... granny be good ....
  • Lacey Hubbard  •  9 months ago
    Good for her!
  • Thad Castle  •  9 months ago
    That's me when I'm 99, except I'll be playing Modern Warfare 68.
  • Hernando  •  9 months ago
    "...still, at the tender age of 99..." how can you not love this GRANNY?
  • Fiend 36  •  9 months ago
    Bomberman rocks!
  • Jarlan  •  9 months ago
    Buy her a copy of Grand Theft Auto. I bet she'd like it a lot.
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