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Virtual marriages outlast real-world ones

Text now or forever hold your peace.With Valentine's Day hitting next week, there's plenty of love in the air — but if you want that love to last, your odds are better in cyberspace.

A study of virtual marriages in MapleStory, a massively multiplayer online game from Nexon, finds that people who vow to stay together forever in-game tend to be more successful at it than those of us in the real world.

Last year, the divorce rate in MapleStory was 46 percent. A discouraging figure for online lovers, for sure, but that's still better than the 50 percent divorce rate faced by couples in their first marriage. (If you've been married twice, the divorce rate jumps to 67 percent — and those on their third marriage face a 74 percent chance of splitting up.)

To be fair, an in-game marriage, which might be done as a way to flirt with another player or find an in-game partner, doesn't carry a lot of the stresses of the real world. There are no mortgage payments to worry about. Private school isn't an issue. And, most importantly, you don't have to deal with day-to-day annoyances like listening to him snore or her insisting on watching Lifetime when a big game is on.

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MapleStory has been around since 2003, and hit North America in 2005. Marriages have always been a part of the game — and they're pretty serious business. Male characters buy engagement rings for their beloved, then purchase a ticket letting them arrange the ceremony. That ticket costs real-world cash — roughly $20-$30.

Players can invite between 5-30 guests to witness their vows (and yes, gifts are expected — there's even an in-game registry).

You might snort, but in 2010, there were nearly 27,000 in-game marriages in North America alone. (2010 was a bad year to get married, though: 75 percent of those couples ended up getting divorced.)

Just as in real life, you have to be careful about how the relationship ends if you're unable to make things work.

One MapleStory gamer learned this when his ex-virtual-spouse logged into his account and began dropping items in his inventory.

Divorces, even virtual ones, often get ugly.

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86 comments

  • Preace  •  San Francisco, California  •  3 months ago
    I just feel dumber after reading this article
    • Bruce 3 months ago
      You've got company.
    • Allana 3 months ago
      Hey,we could start a dumb and dumber club,better yet we could get yahoo married.
  • McTavish  •  3 months ago
    SOOOOOO..............what happened to the KARDASHIAN marriage? Good thing a video game did not come out. Would have only lasted an hour.
  • Duke D  •  3 months ago
    Like all virtual couples say;"We tar ded!"
  • Crow  •  3 months ago
    People doing that virtual marriage thing...80% of them are probably in their 40's living in their parent's basement
  • Arnold  •  3 months ago
    Of course they stay 'together', it's a game where anything goes, including not seeing the one you're 'married' to. Try that with a real spouse and see how long you last.
  • Ultra-Humanite  •  3 months ago
    They are starting early on their Dumbest Study of the Year entries, I see. The good news is that we should see some fierce competition for this year's award given some of the recent offerings.
    • Ultra-Humanite 3 months ago
      Honestly, I hope every single person involved in this study feels as worthless as they truly are.
    • Rage47 3 months ago
      ^ This.
  • JamusH  •  Los Angeles, California  •  3 months ago
    S-T-U-P-I-D!!!!!!
  • A  •  3 months ago
    In other news, the death rates for Mario games are drastically higher than in real life. Fortunately, there's always the reset button (whatever happened to those?).
  • Justin  •  New York, New York  •  3 months ago
    You can't complain about an article that you not only read but commented on as well. That's why these stupid articles continue to be written. You all give it attention and leave comments. That's the point.
  • You can't scare me  •  3 months ago
    I only clicked on this story to read the comments - since the story is ridiculously STUPID!
  • nothanx  •  3 months ago
    This is a great example of how divorce statistics are distorted. The real divorce rate is much higher than the 50% advertised. Notice how in 2010, 75% of the on-line couples divorced? The 2011 couples simply haven't had enough time to divorce yet. And so... the real world divorce rate is much higher than advertised as well, when you add the five states (including California which has a divorce rate around 75%, and a large percent of the real population), and when you add those never actually married but have children, and a separation rate closer to 70%. So the lesson, guys, is that there is closer to a 67% chance that she will walk with your at least half your stuff, your kids, and more than half your real world gross income - nowhere near the 50% rate claimed. That means that should you marry in real life, there is closer to a 67% chance that you will live most of your adult life, and die, in poverty. Do the math. Think about it. Equality? Yeah, right. Not for men. Not in America.
  • VVillbone  •  Philadelphia, Pennsylvania  •  3 months ago
    Olive Oil won't marry me.
  • Cyn H  •  3 months ago
    Stupid to give your in game spouse or friends your password, or make that password easy to figure out by someone who knows you, in or outworld. I'm a gamer, I don't ever marry or even barely date within the game. Who has time? And really, I totally enjoy being single, so that's my fantasy fulfillment.
  • xena  •  Reno, Nevada  •  3 months ago
    This is a crazy article of interest to mentally defective morons.
  • Jen Bobenna  •  St Louis, Missouri  •  3 months ago
    Seriously, is this a plug for the game?? I have never heard of it, but it seems like a huge waste of time!
  • Katmandoo  •  3 months ago
    I quit playing when I came down with a nasty STD from my cheating partner.
  • Danny B  •  St Louis, Missouri  •  3 months ago
    Beam me up Scotty! I have found definitive proof that there is not intelligent life on this planet!
  • Screen Name  •  Southfield, Michigan  •  3 months ago
    Earth to Major Tom...
  • Stomp'em In The Nuts  •  Rockwall, Texas  •  3 months ago
    Do they have virtual stress to deal with? Do they have virtual teenagers that are trying to assert themselves? Do they virtual emotional needs that need to be met? Until they get this put this article up your real arse.
  • Melissa  •  Winder, Georgia  •  3 months ago
    That's funny.
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